pukey colors

Stacey said,
it would be great for dating
man approaches you in bar
“watch this video”
watches
“how do you feel about it”
“what the fuck was up with that guy?”
“go away”

On may way home from San Diego this past Sunday, I stopped at Lou’s and picked up an Unbunny CD at Jimmer’s recommendation, especially since I ended up liking Hey Marseilles so much.
When I was paying, I accidentally gave the cashier my expired debit card instead of my new one. Some random [...]

why have i only rarely been making blog posts? a combination of factors. for work, i spend a lot of time driving to the bakersfield area, and after spending six or seven hours in my car i pretty much turn into a zombie. of course, i don’t go to bakersfield every day [...]

i’ve only recently gotten into the whole swap-bot thing. a long time ago, mary got me to do a candy swap for another site, but my partner was a no-send and i was pretty disenchanted with the process. more recently though, mary asked me to sign up for one of her postcard swaps, [...]

i was at happy hour last night with co-workers, saying i plan go to albuquerque to see my mom for memorial day weekend. someone said, “isn’t there a song about albuquerque?” having just finished a beer and feeling particularly happy, i almost said loudly, “al for turkey!” instead i just said, “yeah, [...]