pukey colors

at 3:00 p.m., i had eaten nothing all day. i went to the atm, and then got a sandwich to bring back to the office. i saw one guy saving souls on a bullhorn. two people were wearing sleeping masks and walking with canes, and each of them seemed to have a [...]

i slept intermittently for about 12 hours today. after 10 hours, the tiny sleep angel on my right shoulder said, “alyssa, don’t you feel guilty for being so lazy? you should get up and do something productive.” then the sleep devil on my left shoulder said, “but aren’t you totally enjoying this [...]

just the other day i was thinking, “pouring my booze is getting really boring. so boring that i’m almost unmotivated to drink.” then i saw this liquor slot machine at target for 20 bucks. since getting the first drink of the night is the part i will actually remember, i figure this [...]

i had work in san diego today. this means i went to san diego last night so i could hang with my bitches. now i’m tired from driving, and i’ve come home to over 200 spam blog comments that read, “Ooh! Que local grande. Eu emiti-lo-ei a todos meus amigos.”

i had no idea whether i would get trick-or-treaters at my current apartment. in san diego, i never had any on utah street or ivy street. i bought candy after work yesterday, just in case, but no kids came by. it’s not even that i’m really interested in having a ton of [...]